Hi! I'm a cat made almost completely out of Bones and Wool
It's true!
No brain, no sense, no thought for anything but eating, chasing and sleeping.
Portfolio
Portfolio! More like portWOOLio. Yeah, it's all wool baby. (except for the bones and a tiny bit of other stuff) Gristle really. So yeah, here are the Pics. Enjoy them, then get back to your life. You should really try to be more 'cat' in the future. Put your phone down, close your laptop.....and go chase something with a tail.
The Sun just LOVES me
Lounging as only an emperor of leisure can
Full on WOOL
Directing Traffic
GRRRRRRRR
About Me
Mice are scrabbly, scratchy, darty, skitty, chewy treats. I like mice. People are just fat legs that get in your way. People's legs dispense food. Brush up against them, follow them into the kitchen.... and Hey Presto! they drop a bowl on the ground with meat in it. Though sometimes is's not meat, it's 'sleepy dry'. (cos it's dry food that you can have a nice snooze after eating)
Anyway, this is supposed to be about me so here's the lowdown..... I'M A CAT! That's it baby, 100% CAT!
Contact
Look, I said it, I'm a cat. So what's the use of trying to contact me? I don't read stuff. I don't even look at this site. (except the bit with the mouse on it) There's no point in typing anything here....I'm a cat. I'm just not interested in anything but ME!.